Get in, Sit Down, and Scream like hell

The following email string was just so damn funny I could not resist posting it. Simply put,  no I am not a spammer or do I use any similar named domain to spam.

The first email I recieved....

Subject:teonen al tmuna shel kalba
To:me@joshuaparker.com
I was looking for the maggot that scams people with bullshit science of the water wand and saw your blog.
Who would be so fucked up as to post their personal thoughts on the Web and not want people to read it?
Who Fuckin cares what you think or have to say, you filthy vile scum sucken bottom feeding parasitic fuckin cunt, wrap your head in a plastic bag put a rope around your unwashed neck and fuck yourself into a into a state of deep prolonged unconsciousness. Fucken Cunt.

tva-ya mama sa-syot 
kor-rovie khuy-ee and then teonen al tumuna shel kalba
Kisu o taberu na!

By have a nice day chutiya choo-tia
Regards garrym
My Response...

Subject:

teonen al tmuna shel kalba- zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha
To:garrym


Well congrats you shit filled cum bubble. You were successful in sending an email with

vulgarities in a foreign language, either English or Hebrew. Either way here is one for you,

"zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha" and in case I googled

incorrectly in English the translation referenced is "fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt."


I do not consider my page a blog, as I never post to it or give you any
reason to entertain
yourself on it, but if you insist on commenting so be it. In part you must care enough to send
me your kind email as maybe that was my intention dumb fuck!! To poll the internet
submissively to find bottom feeders like yourself with just enough intelligence to form an
email and send it my way.


Have a great day yourself you Douche; which is a french word describing a tool used to wash
unkempt cunts. Maybe you sould go use one to wash your ugly mothers smelly cunt after you
get done fucking her.


Joshua
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The second recieved email...
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Subject:

teonen al tmuna shel kalba- zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha
To:me@joshuaparker.com
www.joshuaparker.net


So your not the above that the FDA, FTC, are after?
Running credit cards belonging to seniors and sewing them for there pension checks.
If not sorry, "shit filled cum bubble" hah